Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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