Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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