I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize