clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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