a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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