It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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