Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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