Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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