How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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