I just made out with a guy for $7.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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