You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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