i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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