He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sorry my hands just texted you
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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