Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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