My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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