so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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