hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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