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I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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