Best friends brother. Beat that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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