Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't turn off my feet"
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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