did you get engaged???
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize
