Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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