soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
