You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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