Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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