I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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