ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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