physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.