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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(505): No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens http://tfl.nu/a8dq

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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them

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(603): theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them http://tfl.nu/ul8u

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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...

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(810): I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work... http://tfl.nu/lwph

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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

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(203): just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you http://tfl.nu/8puo

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(912): View more from Georgia

i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS

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dude...come out of the closet already

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(912): i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS (1-912): dude...come out of the closet already http://tfl.nu/3iv6

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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes

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(514): you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes http://tfl.nu/cth1

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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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(412): Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine http://tfl.nu/x929

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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.

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(309): Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime. http://tfl.nu/y0wv

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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.

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(817): It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila. http://tfl.nu/g1g0

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest

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(615): I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest http://tfl.nu/qz1n

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

He's the conductor of the struggle bus

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I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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(413): He's the conductor of the struggle bus (1-413): I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS http://tfl.nu/k1kz

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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.

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(720): Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage. http://tfl.nu/0rvw

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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.

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(613): Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like. http://tfl.nu/gkgz

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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF

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We're showing the video later bring pizza

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(919): i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF (1-919): We're showing the video later bring pizza http://tfl.nu/1zdw

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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.

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(870): I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong. http://tfl.nu/b6l6

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