she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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