Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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