He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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