Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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