i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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