Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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