Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i barfeds in our rink
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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