i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he shaved USA in his pubs
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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