I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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