After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
