So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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