We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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