Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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