i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I want to be your penis for a week.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
