u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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