she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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