Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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