We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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