Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i think we sleep fucked last night...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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