I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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