if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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