But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Randomize
