Christians are straight up FREAKS
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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