Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Can you bring me the toilet please
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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