just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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