Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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