I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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