I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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